Mostly MST3K, RiffTrax, and related stuff, including (gasp!) fanfic. I'm really too old for this tumblr thing, though. Portrait/avatar by @fontonascreen
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About 30 seconds later, Tom is sobbing in Mike’s arms because Crow was waving around the sparklers and one of the sparks landed on the top of his dome and gave him a teeny, tiny burn mark.
Also, Mike burns the deck (again) with illegal fireworks.
Happy 4th! Practice sparkler safety; don’t burn yourself, or your deck, or your robot family member
Pattern test for Sew Fresh Quilts. My Darling Catholes (my name for it). I had a lot of fun making this one. Background is origami cats!
The striped one is my favorite 💕
hello we live in a world where someone out there is making patterns for cat butthole quilts and my mother is testing the pattern by actually making the cat butthole quilt. and posting it on tumblr. which I suppose is where this quilt belongs, really.
In MST3K canon, Mike Nelson promised Tom Servo and Crow that he wouldn’t leave the Satellite of Love without them. and he didn’t. After it crashed, they lived together in a half-bath garden apartment on the bus line and watched bad movies because they wanted to, on Earth.
In canon, Joel Robinson of a thousand years in the future casually mentioned that his Tom Servo and Crow (because I guess it doesn’t matter how many of them there are, they’re interchangeable now according to the Word of God) are floating around in space with nowhere to go, since Dr. Erhardt pulled the Satellite of Love (that I guess never crashed) back through time while Tom and Crow were out on a space walk, because Dr. Kabahl told Kinga and Max they needed a third Test Subject.
This leads me to two conclusions:
One: Do not ever let me see anyone who thinks that the Season 13 storyline is funny and great and fantastic also bitch about how bad the Season 8 storyline was, because you know something? Season 8 is Shakespeare in plot and pace compared to Season 13′s monkeys with typewriters spewing shit like I summarized above; and
Two: Hands down Mike Nelson is more of a father, and a goddamn better one, than Joel Robinson ever was to those bots. This is not up for debate.
